Funny Happenings

[Dimetrius]

Maids' room
The bloodied body of a heretic lies here slain. You can progress south (an
open door) and west (an open door).

A health potion walks in from the south.

You tear at a heretic with your razor-like talons.
You run your eyes over a heretic, he appears to be bruised and cut.

You raise an eyebrow and say, "erm..."

I guess funny things do happen when you drink all that quicksilver that's lying around?

>.<;

[Vael]

roflcopter!!!!

A health potion xD?
Wow Say no to quicksilver kids!

[Chyren]

You tell The ghost of Eitak, "Did you jump down the waterfall?"

Eitak tells you, "Yea, i think someone should put up a sign or something..."

....Don't jump down off a waterfall.

[Vael]

The Rummet River
The holy light that surrounds you illuminates your surroundings.
Standing nearby is a citizen of Elysium. You can progress northeast and
southwest.
1120/1200h 80/150m 3xp > 
A citizen of Elysium greets you amiably.
1120/1200h 80/150m 3xp > 
A citizen of Elysium has just swum northeast.
1120/1200h 80/150m 3xp > say What the
You say, "What the"
1120/1200h 80/150m 3xp >

Ok it's not that funny, but what are citizens doing standing around the river and swimming. It seems to me he got trapped there....but...how o_o

[Pyrok]

Denizens of Akanbar are as follows:
Lott, Seamstress of Golgonath
Chyren
Kiki
Lucia Isilme
Taezel, Goddess of Darkness
Storm Warden Ashayna
Guthwulf (at: Within the Bulletin Board).
Anath, Goddess of the Wilds
Enchanter Dran
Aradiance, Soulless Flame (at: Within the Bulletin Board).
Filch, Shadow's Vengeance
Zycandos, God of Creation
Pyrok, Jack of Shades <------- Now that's funny

[Pyrok]

This is what happens when you get drunk with Cotter. Syncronized falling down/sleeping/passing out

Cotter Axson, Ward of the Woods sways slightly, before falling flat on his
face.
Sleeping suddenly seems like such a great idea, and you promptly doze off.


You are so tired that you simply collapse and fall asleep.
Cotter is so tired that he collapses and falls asleep.

[Pyrok]

Akanbar is populated by three drunken idi-- I mean masters!

Tyden (at: Within the Bulletin Board).
Adela
Pyrok, Drunken Master
Zycandos, God of Creation
Artificer Dran
Thomas, Twilight Drunk
Hiccup Cotter Axson, Ward of the Woods
Zinerva, Sadistic Mistress (at: Within the Bulletin Board).
Pyromage Icarus, Ignis Inservio

[ahmad]

Try raiding when 5 health potions walk in and start blasting you with flames

[Pyrok]

The phrase 'Great bottles of fire!' comes to mind....

[Pyrok]

You tear at Pyrok with your razor-like talons.
You have slain a panther.


Mw-rawr? (and for the record, it was a panther, i don't scratch myself with my talons)

[Pyrok]

Master Ivan, the Terrible
A Shadow
A Shadow
Baroness Lott, Weaver of Corruption
A Shadow
Squire Atomsk, Templaric Scholar
Matriarch Zinerva


Shadow shell game!!

[Dimetrius]

I dun get it.

[Dimetrius]

Looking about you are able to determine that you are standing on a hill, the
open sky overhead. It appears to be within the boundaries of Shadow Realm.
3072/3072h 320/320m 22xp >
This location is not close enough to the shadow realm to immerse in.

Riiiiight...

[Dimetrius]

Ysabel tears at Ysabel with her razor-like talons.
A warhorse has been slain by Ysabel.
A warhorse lets a runic copper shortsword fall to the ground.

Gotta watch out for those horses, tricky bastards.

[ahmad]

0.0 ... sad...