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  • #16
    A skeleton champion has been slain by Sparkling Aishaa.
    A skeleton champion lets five sips of beer fall to the ground.

    horses and skeletons! its a conspiracy!
    You give the body of Mordikhan, Dragon of Bronze to Silas.

    Silas says, "You just handed me a dragon."

    You say, "Yes, yes I did."

    Silas slowly takes a step back.

    Silas blinks.

    Silas has just walked south.

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    • #17
      npcs dropping things

      This happens, I have seen it over the years several times. The most common things to be dropped by a slain npc has always seemed to be the sips of beer. Recently I slew a storm warden running around in Elysium during an incognito foray and he dropped an empty health potion bottle. Years ago, Mnais and Azana were off adventuring and a brigand dropped a copper shortsword with toxins on it. It's one of those things doesn't happen every time, but makes life interesting when it does. I love it, and I hope it never changes.
      Baron Icarus Augustus, Commander of the Black Legion, Imperial Guard Captain

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      • #18
        In a large oak
        A cedar tree grows here, its branches shading the area beneath them.
        You can progress out.
        A tree growing inside a tree. Riiight.
        Zycandos and Jaethor's karaoke rendition of 'I Feel Pretty'.

        Jaethor goes solo with 'The Sound of Music'.

        Minstrel Sharallin sings: "The lord of revenants is a withered man, sunken by age and evil. But his blood is sweet, say the young men - and they should know?"
        Jaethor, God of Enlightenment tells you, "((Stop breaking Akanbar.))"

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        • #19
          There is no herb in your pipe to light, and lighting the pipe itself would not
          seem the most prudent action.

          Your mind reels in confusion.
          puff feverfew
          Trying: 937
          I do not get what you are trying to do.

          A pipe is already filled with another herb, you would need to empty it first.

          Your mind reels in confusion.
          puff feverfew
          Trying: 640
          You have nothing to dig with.

          Your mind reels in confusion.
          puff feverfew
          Trying: 330
          I do not understand you, friend.

          Suddenly launching itself at you, a giant mosquito bites deeply into your
          flesh, sucking upon your blood.
          __________________________________________________ _______

          trying... what!?
          You give the body of Mordikhan, Dragon of Bronze to Silas.

          Silas says, "You just handed me a dragon."

          You say, "Yes, yes I did."

          Silas slowly takes a step back.

          Silas blinks.

          Silas has just walked south.

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          • #20
            You cry aloud as you order a pyromancer from the Golgonian army to redeploy to
            another unit.

            You cry aloud as you order a shaman from the Golgonian army to redeploy to
            another unit.

            You cry aloud as you order a a mandible crab nips you with one of its pincers.
            From the Golgonian army to redeploy to another unit.
            Baron Icarus Augustus, Commander of the Black Legion, Imperial Guard Captain

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            • #21
              It would appear the golgonian army has crabs.... (it had to be said.)
              Let's make 'em scream

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              • #22
                The Curious Case of the Vanishing Viper

                Spooky, but I'm sure there's a natural explanation.

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                stab viper
                assess viper
                3023/3520h 440/440m >
                You lunge forward and stab a deathcap viper in the stomach with a kryllian
                curved dagger.
                You have slain a deathcap viper.
                3023/3520h 440/440m u>
                I see no "viper" here.
                3023/3520h 440/440m u>
                You have recovered balance.
                3023/3520h 440/440m > search viper
                get viper

                You search about, finding nothing of note.
                3023/3520h 440/440m u>
                You do not have the balance to do that.
                3023/3520h 440/440m u>
                You have recovered balance.
                3023/3520h 440/440m > l

                Impenetrable Jungle
                You can see by the light of a torch you carry.
                The undergrowth is simply too thick here, the vines and shrubs tripping you up
                and tearing at your clothes. Ripping sounds punctuated by taps reverberate
                through the jungle here. On the trees around you, you see large sections of
                bark missing as though long strips were peeled away. High in a tree in front
                of you is a deep cavity, peering inside you can just make out a large nest on
                which sits a bird with a black black body, white markings on its wings and a
                powerful ivory bill. Onward movement is impossible, you can only go back the
                way you came. There is a cluster of dragonlilies here. You can progress
                north.

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                • #23
                  It crawled off into the jungle to die where you can't get it. that's what i think.
                  Let's make 'em scream

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                  • #24
                    Playing possum?

                    Spookier yet - I hit my alisas for 'leglock' instead of 'look' to find the ogre sprightlier than expected. Have they been playing possum all along?

                    ----------------------------------------------------

                    You run your eyes over the body of an ogre warrior, he appears to be dead.
                    2981/3520h 160/440m > sip health

                    You lift a health potion to your lips, and take a quick sip.
                    Your wounds tingle and reknit themselves from within.
                    3520/3520h 160/440m > leglock ogre

                    An ogre warrior dodges out of your reach.
                    3520/3520h 160/440m >
                    l
                    You could drink another health potion now.
                    3520/3520h 160/440m >
                    Within the forest of Ysallyra
                    The air in this forest is oppressive to say the least, the thick overhead
                    canopy maintaining a constant stuffy atmosphere. The same canopy also keeps
                    the forest in a constant state of semi-darkness, with only the smallest
                    amount of light managing to filter through the layers of foliage. In the
                    areas beneath the densest groups of trees you cannot see even the faintest
                    details, so deep are the shadows that lurk there. A rabid porcupine lies here
                    dead. An ogre warrior lies here slain. You can progress east, south and west.
                    3520/3520h 160/440m >

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                    • #25
                      yeah, you get that for alot of skills that don't quite work on npc's.
                      You give the body of Mordikhan, Dragon of Bronze to Silas.

                      Silas says, "You just handed me a dragon."

                      You say, "Yes, yes I did."

                      Silas slowly takes a step back.

                      Silas blinks.

                      Silas has just walked south.

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                      • #26
                        You stroke your chin, evaluating your symptoms and remembering your study of
                        afflictions...
                        You are having a fit.
                        You are feeling very lethargic.
                        Your skin is covered in boils and blisters.
                        Therefore 3 afflictions.

                        2440/2440h 293/305m 39xp f>

                        Kenan attacks, you parry the blow, you see an opening.

                        2440/2440h 293/305m 39xp f>

                        You carefully remove a dried ragwort leaf from your
                        healer's scrip.

                        2440/2440h 293/305m 39xp f>

                        You crush a dried ragwort leaf between your fingers, rubbing the sap that
                        flows out into your skin.The herb has no effect.

                        2440/2440h 293/305m 39xp f>

                        You carefully remove a dried felwort leaf from your healer's scrip.

                        2440/2440h 293/305m 39xp f>

                        You crush a dried felwort leaf between your fingers, rubbing the sap that
                        flows out into your skin.The herb has no effect.

                        looked over one of my logs from a while back and always thought this was wierd...

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                        • #27
                          Uhh...that's supposed to happen...and happens a lot to some people.

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Chyren View Post
                            Uhh...that's supposed to happen...and happens a lot to some people.
                            pretty sure that it's not suppose to work like that. i mean my log goes on to cure it afterwards. I find it pretty hard to believe that the correct cures don't work properly all of the time unless it is something like confusion or hook or so on.

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                            • #29
                              That's exactly how it's supposed to work. When you have free time, try applying five herbs in a row. See what happens...then come back and look at your log.

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                              • #30
                                Lucia swings a mithril pike at a guardsman of Elysium, cutting a long gash
                                across his stomach, As a known outlaw, your estates within Elysium have been
                                repossessed. Seeps from the wound.
                                Merchants has been slain by Lucia.
                                Zycandos and Jaethor's karaoke rendition of 'I Feel Pretty'.

                                Jaethor goes solo with 'The Sound of Music'.

                                Minstrel Sharallin sings: "The lord of revenants is a withered man, sunken by age and evil. But his blood is sweet, say the young men - and they should know?"
                                Jaethor, God of Enlightenment tells you, "((Stop breaking Akanbar.))"

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