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  • #31
    Troubled rest

    Phantom chairs, cloaks, and Kenans. This should probably be in the bug thread, but it seemed too odd not to put here. In the end I sat on the bedroll again and when I stood up I could get it.

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    You let a bedroll fall to the ground.

    You sit down on a bedroll.

    You settle back in the chair, and fall asleep.

    [Some snoring and turning]

    You wake from your deep slumber.
    stand

    You rise from a grey wool cloak.
    get bedroll

    You try and lift it, but find it is too heavy, perhaps as a result of the
    person sitting on it.

    "Hmmm..." you say, stroking your chin thoughtfully.
    scan

    Scanning your surroundings you notice:

    get bedroll6619

    You try and lift it, but find it is too heavy, perhaps as a result of the
    person sitting on it.
    exa bedroll

    You run your eye over a bedroll.
    Light and easy to carry, this bundle can be unrolled to form a makeshift bed,
    or rolled up to use as a pillow. A bedroll is currently occupied by Kenan.

    "Hmmm..." you say, stroking your chin thoughtfully.

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    • #32
      As a side note, perhaps bugs are more appropriate to be placed in the actual bug board now, rather than in a completely unrelated thread. I would not like to see bugs as the main focal point of subject matter in this thread, but actual in role humor.

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      • #33
        seriously?!?

        Denizens of Akanbar are as follows:
        Lightbringer Aaridan
        Eitak, Hymn's Death
        Wispera (at: Within the Bulletin Board).
        Rachelle Veritan, Umbra Aurum (at: Within the Bulletin Board).
        Tayren, Sienna's Husbandit
        Calista, Umbra Solis
        Kenan, Lamnia ex Umbris (at: Within the Bulletin Board).
        Krailis, Mini Miner
        2832/2832h 295/295m 17xp >
        The central crossroads
        A huge crystal ball rests here. A kryllian golem stands silently here.
        Lightbringer Aaridan is here.
        You can progress north, east, south, west and northwest (an open door).
        2832/2832h 295/295m 17xp > ex aar
        Stands before you, nearly six feet in height, his blonde hair extending out
        from his great helm. His armour etched with some type of runic carvings,
        which often glow about his location. On his right shoulder appears a tattoo,
        which displays a sword wi th veins sprouting from it, his left lies a mark
        with the letter A filled in with a dark green paint surrounded by a heart.
        He is wielding a runic kryllian double edged broadsword in his right hand and
        a runic kryllian tower shield in his left. He is wearing a runic kryllian
        great helm, a girdle of silver scales, a scabbard, a healer's scrip, a rune
        bag, a wide iron cuff, a pair of runic kryllian gauntlets, a healer's scrip,
        a fine iron circlet, a leather quiver, a healer's scrip, an engraved ring,
        some runic kryllian platemail, a pair of runic kryllian leg greaves, a
        backpack, a pair of runic kryllian arm greaves, a wide iron torc, a pink
        cotton cloak embroidered with a pearl-white butterfly
        , an etched iron locket,
        a wide iron armband, a pair of grey woolen trousers, a grey wool shirt.

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        • #34
          death by icewall

          River Marin passing beneath a stone bridge
          A troll stands here.
          You can progress east and west.

          1425/2880h 300/300m 13xp >

          Sneezy David has just swum into view from the west.

          swim w

          West of a bridge over the River Marin
          You can progress northeast, east and west.

          1425/2880h 300/300m 13xp > You prepare some runes for invoking.
          1425/2880h 300/300m 13xp > You invoke the runes.
          An impassable wall of ice forms to the east.

          1425/2880h 300/300m 13xp >

          leap e
          You cannot leap while standing on water.

          1455/2880h 300/300m 13xp >

          You succeed in defeating your opponent.

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          • #35
            Sir Magnum Veritan shouts, "Because Chyren is super hot and i want his body?"

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            • #36
              Oh thats fancy!

              Had just cleared out a new mine location and a silly little oystershell was already there ahead of me. Lot of the time, when a divine poofs item, they just poof. Zycandos was on and poofed it, but he used something fancy. THought i would share.


              A crackling bolt of lightning hurtles down from the
              sky at an oystershell, which you were holding, coiling itself about it until
              it is enveloped in a blaze of energy. The vortex of lightning pulses once and
              then implodes with a shattering sound, taking all trace of an oystershell
              with it.

              Zycandos, God of Creation tells you, "Indeed it was"


              You tell Zycandos, God of Creation, "Oh thats fancy!"

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              • #37
                Suggestion Box at World's End

                The Library at World's End
                A great hall of stone opens up before you, wide-reaching and high-roofed. The
                walls and floor are rough and unsmoothed as they were carved out of the rock,
                the marks of hammer and chisel clearly visible and forming curiously
                aesthetic patterns of their own. Light slants down from above, where a large
                circular skylight of rock crystal has been set into the middle of the roof.
                The sides of the chamber are in shadow however, for a wide balcony runs
                around much of the hall, with further spaces visible opening off it. Directly
                ahead to the east you can see a tall archway in the distance, while further
                halls stretch to the north and south, smaller arches marking the transition
                between this chamber and the adjacent ones. A large box with an opening in
                its top sits here. There are four sheets of parchment here. You can progress
                north, east, south and west.


                You run your eye over a suggestion box.
                This sturdy oaken box has been reinforced with bronze bands and its edges
                carved with small decorative rosettes. The opening in its top is more like a
                slit, large enough to push a piece of parchment through but not wide enough
                to retrieve anything from the box. Beneath the opening is a small card, on
                which is written the words: "Please write your suggestions on a piece of
                parchment and deposit them here.".
                A copy of "The tale of the two brothers","book3432".
                2 gold coins, "coin14437".
                1 silver coins, "coin14437".
                1 copper coins, "coin14437".
                A dried anise seed, "anise18382".
                A sheet of parchment, "parchment32654".
                A sheet of parchment, "parchment35305".
                A copy of "The Little Sailor's Book of Dirty Words","book41365".
                A copy of "Biographies Volume 1: Kiernan, Ancient Traveller","book43806".
                A sheet of parchment, "parchment44962".
                Charlotte Mayfair

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                • #38
                  Green Leaf Stewert, Crazy Ysallyran Dog has issued a general challenge to all
                  the land, any who wish may answer it.

                  Bloodthirsty Veran has accepted the challenge of Green Leaf Stewert, Crazy
                  Ysallyran Dog.

                  You see in the arena below: Bloodthirsty Veran says, "Cmon then"

                  You see in the arena below: A lion bites Bloodthirsty Veran, its teeth sinking
                  painfully into his flesh.

                  You see in the arena below: Bloodthirsty Veran mutters under his breath.

                  You see in the arena below: Bloodthirsty Veran says, "Wasn't talking to you"
                  The Strong may rule the Weak, but the Clever will always rule the Strong.
                  --------------------------------
                  Real men are carved from the pointed teeth of adversity

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                  • #39
                    You have entered the Bulletin Board.
                    Section: Main
                    Message 622 out of 622.
                    BB Command (?=Help) >
                    Xinia enters from bb, forcing her way through the snow.

                    Right.
                    Zycandos and Jaethor's karaoke rendition of 'I Feel Pretty'.

                    Jaethor goes solo with 'The Sound of Music'.

                    Minstrel Sharallin sings: "The lord of revenants is a withered man, sunken by age and evil. But his blood is sweet, say the young men - and they should know?"
                    Jaethor, God of Enlightenment tells you, "((Stop breaking Akanbar.))"

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                    • #40
                      Hey, in the mansion i had the walking health potion show up again.... beginning to think that event is just going to be a quirk of Akanbar.
                      Let's make 'em scream

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Dimetrius View Post
                        You have entered the Bulletin Board.
                        Section: Main
                        Message 622 out of 622.
                        BB Command (?=Help) >
                        Xinia enters from bb, forcing her way through the snow.

                        Right.
                        I'm that intense.
                        Sir Ichiban drools all over himself.
                        You say, "Ready? Ready?"
                        You say, "Go get it!"
                        You throw a light crystal to the up.
                        You have recovered balance.
                        Sir Ichiban is no longer following you.
                        Sir Ichiban has just ridden up, astride a warhorse.

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                        • #42
                          Or large :P

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                          • #43
                            Order of...

                            I was talking to Roran about Latin suffixes.... a curse on those online translators.
                            ---------------------------------

                            Roran tells you, "I might have Ordo of Vesica which means order of the blade"

                            You tell Roran, "Um, it means order of the bladder."

                            Roran tells you, "!!"

                            Roran tells you, "Dude, uncool."
                            Last edited by Kenan; 28 March 2010, 08:10 PM.

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                            • #44
                              I am absolutely wuvin on Roran lately. It should be illegal to be so adorable!

                              In a short time I think he has grown a lot. Good to have you in Ysallyra Roran! Keep up the good work!
                              One day I won't suck. Today is not that day.

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                              • #45
                                Wuvin+adorable=AWESOME
                                Life moves pretty fast, if you don't stop and look around once in a while, you're going to miss it.

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