Funny Happenings

[Vasuda]

https://gyazo.com/e99c66e60036416b61b80322d648d254

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Sorry guys, but my fabulosity as Queen of Elysium is undeniable.

[Nakarym]

Sorry guys, but my fabulosity as Queen of Elysium is undeniable.

You don't know the fabulosity of the true High Queen. I will never be dethroned!

[Seig]

You don't know the fabulosity of the true High Queen. I will never be dethroned!

I suggest a duel to the death to see who gets to be my high queen of elysium! May the best.... ma-- queen win.

[Nakarym]

Emperor Jaquen tells you, "// how does "fashion" work?"

[Vasuda]

Spotted in Anzio, Italy a couple of weeks back.

I unfortunately did not query the owner as to his identity.

[Seig]

Leave it to us to call out an NPC as a liar.

You ask Ashagi, the Masterful about fish.
Ashagi, the Masterful shakes her head as she says, "Can't say as I've ever
heard of fish."

Parva Tuuli lets a fish fall to the ground.

Vasuda takes some worms from inside a backpack.

You ask Ashagi, the Masterful about fish.
Ashagi, the Masterful points towards a fish, saying "It's right there in front
of you."

Vasuda lets some worms fall to the ground.

Parva Tuuli asks Ashagi, the Masterful about "fish".
Ashagi, the Masterful points towards a fish, saying "It's right there in front
of you."

Vasuda asks Ashagi, the Masterful about "worms".
Ashagi, the Masterful points towards some worms, saying "It's right there in
front of you."

Parva Tuuli nibbles on his lower lip.

Parva Tuuli says, "Ashagi lie! Know fish, also worms!"

[Aidan]

edit: nothing is funny and I should just stop posting when the forum is dead anyways.

[Nakarym]

Your melodrama is really not cute.

[Aidan]

Your melodrama is really not cute.

Your snarky replies are not really required either, yet you just have to pelt us with them. You aren't cute either discouraging posts when you don't know the whole context. Besides that, no one is worried about being cute but you apparently, so I'm not quite sure why you keep using that word. I was just trying to provide a little life and a chuckle to those of us who play or have played League of Legends. Soooo sorry you have nothing better to do with your time than this overly dumb and bitter policing.

[Nakarym]

I know the context, having already spoken with the player about his name (months ago).

Also, no one is policing. Sorry you have nothing better to do than press on your petty whining. Bye.

[Aidan]

I know the context, having already spoken with the player about his name (months ago).

Also, no one is policing. Sorry you have nothing better to do than press on your petty whining. Bye.

No, you are still missing the context. I didn't mean lulz NakNak doesn't know LoL. Cause I know for a fact you do. The context being this guy was trying to troll within the first 5 minutes of logging in, me being the only visible target, and still continued to troll when I took a pot shot at him. So you still need to get your shit straight before you come in like you are holier than the rest. You are no better than any of us with your petty grudges and whinings.

[Nakarym]

Wait, when did this become about petty grudges? You must be holding onto some repressed guilt in that department (don't worry, no one could tell).

Lol.

[Vasuda]

Bleeding nora lads, calm down, I'm sure we can all resolve this over a cup of tea, the passive aggressiveness is giving me literal bollock-ache.

Edit: If anyone would like a 1v1 on League of Legends, come at me. I warn you, I'm basically a caucasian Faker.

[Zycandos]

This is supposed to be about funny happenings... Lets try and keep it at least partially amusing. Over to you Jaquen!

[Zinerva]

You turn to Blademaster Aidan and say, "Stay safe. Be... Good?"

Zinerva makes a face when she says it.

Blademaster Aidan chuckles quietly.

Blademaster Aidan rasps, slightly muffled through his mask, "I am honour-bound
to do so!"

Blademaster Aidan rasps, slightly muffled through his mask, "Templar!
Awaaaaaay!"

Blademaster Aidan mounts a warhorse.

You give Blademaster Aidan an evil grin.

Blademaster Aidan digs his heels into the sides of a warhorse which gallops to
the southeast.


Bar room of the Phoenix Folly Inn
Drelan, the Portal Keeper is here. A sailor stands here, nursing a beer
tankard. Standing before you is a large oak table. There are five wooden
chairs here. You can progress north (an open door), southeast (an open door)
and up.