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  • Originally posted by Chyren View Post
    At the fact Oskar is in Elysium somehow? Me too.
    well if you want to get technical, Oskar started out in Elysium. he left when he was still a Novice and I was still there.
    Seig is rather Dashing and Charming no?


    Dashing Seig says, "We should run an ass slapping train on dat phat booty"
    2240/2240h 280/280m 58xp >
    Words to Live By:
    "I dont assume to understand women" -Sir Magnum Veritan 2016
    "...and RNGesus hates me cause I don't believe in him so..." -myself 2016

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    • Found this while cleaning out some old logs. Not super funny, but I enjoyed it:

      You turn to Roran and say, "Ooh, do I still get that free hit?"
      Roran says, "I guess."
      Roran says, "Only one"

      You pull back into a crouching stance, talons pointed towards Roran, waiting
      for an opening.

      Roran says, "Shite."

      You spot an opening, suddenly you lunge forward, stabbing Roran in the throat,
      blood pours from the wound.

      Roran uncorks a clotting salve, rubbing some of the contents onto his skin.
      Roran uncorks a clotting salve, rubbing some of the contents onto his skin.
      Roran uncorks a clotting salve, rubbing some of the contents onto his skin.
      Roran lifts a health potion to his lips, and takes a quick sip.

      Roran says, "That one hurts like a [expletive]!!!"
      A presence has rewarded you with his favour.

      Zycandos, God of Creation tells you, "For bothering to be interesting!"

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      • throatrip... gotta love it

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        • You show a rune of the void to Blaine, who gazes at it, entranced.
          Blaine eats a dried woodsage leaf.
          You show a rune of the void to Blaine, who gazes at it, entranced.
          Blaine eats a dried woodsage leaf.
          Blaine says, "Hold up"
          Page Oskar says, "I wouldn't lie to you"
          Page Oskar says, "You die"
          Blaine says, "Thats not curing it..."
          Blaine peers around, obviously paranoid about something.
          Blaine says, "Oh"
          Page Oskar says, "It should"
          Sighing loudly, Blaine smacks his palm against his forehead in frustration.
          You laugh out loud.
          You wrap your arms around Blaine, and hug him tightly.
          Blaine says, "He doesn't have the skill"
          Last edited by Ashrabia; 21 February 2012, 12:05 AM.

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          • Originally posted by Viridiana View Post
            Found this while cleaning out some old logs. Not super funny, but I enjoyed it:
            Ah... throat rip. Fond memories of trying to figure out the best approach to countering it when I was young.
            Last edited by Joscelin; 21 February 2012, 06:00 AM.

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            • After a discussion of the merits of headbutting rats:

              Eye-Gouger Demandred does a flying scissors kick to a heretic.
              Let's make 'em scream

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              • Frederick, the Dragon punches you in the stomach.
                3686/4000h 344/500m u>


                surely this has to be a mistake?

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                • You run your eye over a dead body.
                  Clad in forest green shirt and trousers, this man clearly expected to remain
                  hidden in the wilderness, although the leather armour visible beneath his
                  shirt is a sure sign that he was perhaps not completely sure he would pass
                  undiscovered. Sadly, not even this armour was enough to save him, as
                  evidenced by the yard long arrows that have pierced both the armour and this
                  body, congealed blood around the wounds suggesting he has been dead for quite
                  some time.
                  4416/4416h 405/460m 90xp > devour body
                  You cannot devour a dead body.
                  I've been living a lie!
                  Zycandos and Jaethor's karaoke rendition of 'I Feel Pretty'.

                  Jaethor goes solo with 'The Sound of Music'.

                  Minstrel Sharallin sings: "The lord of revenants is a withered man, sunken by age and evil. But his blood is sweet, say the young men - and they should know?"
                  Jaethor, God of Enlightenment tells you, "((Stop breaking Akanbar.))"

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                  • Mr Malic tells you, "Yep the only time you got in trouble was when you stopped
                    doing anythign"

                    You tell Mr Malic, "((I only get low because my autosipper stops working and I
                    have to *open up the triggers and reset the variables manually* *Le sigh*.))"

                    Mr Malic tells you, "You stopped sipping, were eating two comfrey at the same
                    time"

                    You tell Mr Malic, "((That's why I stopped doing anything))"

                    You tell Mr Malic, "((I was fixing my scripts in the middle of fighting. ))"

                    Mr Malic tells you, "Yeah, I thought you might go down then. But for the most
                    part it was all you."

                    You tell Mr Malic, "Ugh... If I died. I deserve it. Wouldn't be the first time
                    I died because my reflex failed."

                    What went through my mind the whole time during and after the fight:



                    *Edit* Match ended in a draw by the way. I guess I can't ignore all the problems of my 2 yr old scripting. Time to redo everything and build a new system in LUA code using MUSH. >_> *Uninstalls CMUD*
                    Last edited by Joscelin; 28 February 2012, 04:42 AM. Reason: Clarification

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                    • A warhorse viciously bites a brigand.
                      Runesmith Ashrabia leans in close to you and whispers, "Knight types... They
                      get hit in the head a lot."
                      haha too true sometimes xD

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                      • Ashrabia has been slain by Ashrabia.

                        Stewert has been slain by Squire Stewert.



                        Apparently I am good at making people suicide?
                        Last edited by David; 19 June 2012, 04:48 PM.

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                        • You shall now be known as Lanky Lord Dimetrius Val'akar, the Insidious.

                          Peculiar Pastuleo says, "Where in the crap do you find 190 inches?"

                          You emote waggles his eyebrows.

                          Tylpha turns to Peculiar Pastuleo with a broad grin on her face.

                          Tylpha says, "Well now."

                          You say, "...that was a bad time to waggle."

                          You let out a long sigh.

                          Malic says, "At least it was the eyebrows"

                          You say, "Indeed, indeed..."
                          No shame...at all. I assure you.

                          Also this:

                          Brother Teodre says, "I will give you some credit on that of course."

                          Brother Teodre says, "And the Patriarch."

                          You say, "But you forget, I am the Revenant."

                          You say, "I automatically win."

                          You emote picks thoughtfully at his fingernails.

                          Brother Teodre says, "Oh but of course!"

                          You nod your head at yourself.

                          Brother Teodre falls to his knees under the awesome power and majesty of your
                          presence, an arm lifting to shield his eyes from the light of your glory.

                          You emote fans himself casually.
                          Last edited by Dimetrius; 20 September 2012, 04:53 AM.
                          Zycandos and Jaethor's karaoke rendition of 'I Feel Pretty'.

                          Jaethor goes solo with 'The Sound of Music'.

                          Minstrel Sharallin sings: "The lord of revenants is a withered man, sunken by age and evil. But his blood is sweet, say the young men - and they should know?"
                          Jaethor, God of Enlightenment tells you, "((Stop breaking Akanbar.))"

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                          • Scurrying around the area, a large rat searches for food.

                            symbiote taste rat
                            Hmm, you do not want to taste that.
                            /okayguy

                            Zycandos and Jaethor's karaoke rendition of 'I Feel Pretty'.

                            Jaethor goes solo with 'The Sound of Music'.

                            Minstrel Sharallin sings: "The lord of revenants is a withered man, sunken by age and evil. But his blood is sweet, say the young men - and they should know?"
                            Jaethor, God of Enlightenment tells you, "((Stop breaking Akanbar.))"

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                            • You stroke your chin, evaluating your symptoms and remembering your study of
                              afflictions...
                              You are suffering the curse of undeath.
                              The thought of eating another alive appeals to you.
                              Therefore 2 afflictions.
                              You don't say!
                              Zycandos and Jaethor's karaoke rendition of 'I Feel Pretty'.

                              Jaethor goes solo with 'The Sound of Music'.

                              Minstrel Sharallin sings: "The lord of revenants is a withered man, sunken by age and evil. But his blood is sweet, say the young men - and they should know?"
                              Jaethor, God of Enlightenment tells you, "((Stop breaking Akanbar.))"

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                              • You actually can't say. Not with all those brains in your mouth.
                                Let's make 'em scream

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