Funny Game Quotes

[Dimetrius]

1. I could your ass. Dimetrius, I kicked yours.
2. Rubs are difficult to make. Very difficult.

I'd really love to just let this roll off my back, but gee...sometimes I -really- can't help myself!

Honey, rubs are nothing. Off the top of my head, I could easily come up with three that would hinder even the most capable fighters. And I haven't played an Assassin in what, two RL years? Face it. When you have Mixing, you don't need skill. You need toxins, and a dagger.

Don't discard Derris, even after you bother to quote him. He's right.

[Dimetrius]

> fashion dye exploding
You must specify a valid colour, black, blue, red, yellow or white.
2280/2280h 285/285m >

Funny little gem, the Runesmiths had a similar method of creating hilarity. When crafting [crafting, maybe? something?] runes, you could type in any sort of operative word you want, and have it pop back up in your output.

You do not know how to craft a strawberry rune.
You do not know how to craft a Zycandos rune.

Obviously the lines aren't exact, since I lost that log ages upon ages ago...but you get the point!