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  • Originally posted by Alistair View Post
    You are old.
    so much win.
    Life moves pretty fast, if you don't stop and look around once in a while, you're going to miss it.

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    • Originally posted by roran View Post
      so much win.
      No, it would be 'win' if I was offended, and threw a tantrum.

      Unfortunately, that is not the case. I like my age. Learned a good many things in my 99 years.
      Zycandos and Jaethor's karaoke rendition of 'I Feel Pretty'.

      Jaethor goes solo with 'The Sound of Music'.

      Minstrel Sharallin sings: "The lord of revenants is a withered man, sunken by age and evil. But his blood is sweet, say the young men - and they should know?"
      Jaethor, God of Enlightenment tells you, "((Stop breaking Akanbar.))"

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      • Originally posted by Dimetrius View Post
        No, it would be 'win' if I was offended, and threw a tantrum.

        Unfortunately, that is not the case. I like my age. Learned a good many things in my 99 years.

        God damn and blast.
        Life moves pretty fast, if you don't stop and look around once in a while, you're going to miss it.

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        • Originally posted by Dimetrius View Post
          Learned a good many things in my 99 years.
          Kids... I'm 118... Get over it. I'm the grand-old-man now.
          You shout "Hello, fifty hens?"
          Fifty hens shouts, "Muhahaha"
          You scream, "Eeeeeppp!", in terror.
          Jaethor, God of Enlightenment says, "Your smithing is terrible, it seems."
          Jaethor, God of Enlightenment tells you, "((Pff. Your grammar are fine."

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          • Originally posted by Vriel View Post
            Kids... I'm 118... Get over it. I'm the grand-old-man now.
            prefix vriel Grand-old Dreadnaught
            A prefix can be, at most, fifteen characters.
            Zycandos and Jaethor's karaoke rendition of 'I Feel Pretty'.

            Jaethor goes solo with 'The Sound of Music'.

            Minstrel Sharallin sings: "The lord of revenants is a withered man, sunken by age and evil. But his blood is sweet, say the young men - and they should know?"
            Jaethor, God of Enlightenment tells you, "((Stop breaking Akanbar.))"

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            • BB Command (?=Help) >
              section news
              Slave Aaridan falls to the ground gasping for breath.

              BB Command (?=Help) > give galingale aaridan

              No such command. Type ? For help.

              -grin- Sorry there, I tried!

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              • Comparing fake ages on a forum. -That- is win.

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                • Strange, my post disappeared.
                  Life moves pretty fast, if you don't stop and look around once in a while, you're going to miss it.

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                  • Maybe its a sign... or maybe a warning. should probably heed such strange occurances lest you fall flat on your face.
                    Let's make 'em scream

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                    • Aurina staggers in from bb, huffing and puffing as she goes.
                      hi aurina
                      No such command. Type ? For help.

                      I know I posted one like this already... but I rather enjoy when my time in the bb is filled with company.

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                      • Buttercup Roran tells you, "It takes skill to fight as an assassin."

                        Chortle chortle.
                        Zycandos and Jaethor's karaoke rendition of 'I Feel Pretty'.

                        Jaethor goes solo with 'The Sound of Music'.

                        Minstrel Sharallin sings: "The lord of revenants is a withered man, sunken by age and evil. But his blood is sweet, say the young men - and they should know?"
                        Jaethor, God of Enlightenment tells you, "((Stop breaking Akanbar.))"

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                        • Originally posted by Dimetrius View Post
                          Buttercup Roran tells you, "It takes skill to fight as an assassin."

                          Chortle chortle.
                          teehee

                          Recreation:

                          Fighting a -insert guild here-. hmm, I'll use this rub. -rubs dagger- issue challenge. -stab- -stab- -stab- -stab- dead. Done.

                          The -real- skill is the one fighting the Assassin. Well a good Assassin.

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                          • Liquor

                            Could be I'm easily amused (I am):


                            You tell Lawrence, "Well, the ogre's head is all liquored up"


                            Lawrence tells you, "Lets just hope it doesn't stumble away"


                            You tell Lawrence, "Haha. Yeah. I'd hate to have to track it down when it was
                            in a drunk stupor."

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                            • Originally posted by derris View Post
                              teehee

                              Recreation:

                              Fighting a -insert guild here-. hmm, I'll use this rub. -rubs dagger- issue challenge. -stab- -stab- -stab- -stab- dead. Done.

                              The -real- skill is the one fighting the Assassin. Well a good Assassin.
                              1. I could your ass. Dimetrius, I kicked yours.
                              2. Rubs are difficult to make. Very difficult.
                              Life moves pretty fast, if you don't stop and look around once in a while, you're going to miss it.

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                              • Originally posted by Cherise View Post
                                Could be I'm easily amused (I am):


                                You tell Lawrence, "Well, the ogre's head is all liquored up"


                                Lawrence tells you, "Lets just hope it doesn't stumble away"


                                You tell Lawrence, "Haha. Yeah. I'd hate to have to track it down when it was
                                in a drunk stupor."
                                I found that quite amusing.
                                Life moves pretty fast, if you don't stop and look around once in a while, you're going to miss it.

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