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  • While Diesus snoozes

    Rhyndar tells you, "City centre standoff!"
    Denizens of Akanbar are as follows:
    Rhyndar, Celestial Chronicler (at: At the foot of the Great Oak).
    Viridiana (at: Centre of the Victory Square).
    Squire Ilshara, Paladin of the Dawn (at: Centre of the Plaza of Seasons).
    Blacksmith Diesus, Hammer of Repression (at: Within the Bulletin Board).
    5 Minutes Later

    Rhyndar tells you, "Ah hah! Ilshara has dropped out of the competition. It is
    just you and me!"
    Denizens of Akanbar are as follows:
    Rhyndar, Celestial Chronicler (at: At the foot of the Great Oak).
    Viridiana (at: Centre of the Victory Square).
    Squire Ilshara, Paladin of the Dawn (at: Beneath a fallen tree).
    Blacksmith Diesus, Hammer of Repression (at: Within the Bulletin Board).
    A presence has rewarded you with his favour.

    Zycandos, God of Creation tells you, "For bothering to be interesting!"

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    • Originally posted by Viridiana View Post
      5 Minutes Later

      -gasp- I so would have stayed in the competition had I known it was a competition!

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      • Originally posted by Ilshara View Post
        -gasp- I so would have stayed in the competition had I known it was a competition!
        It would've been the most competitive action the land has seen in some time too....how dare you not take that challenge!

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        • Denizens of Akanbar are as follows: Derris, Initiate of the Winds (at: Upstairs in the Alchemist's
          Store).
          Rhyndar, Celestial Chronicler
          Viridiana (at: Large bedchamber).
          Blacksmith Diesus, Hammer of Repression (at: Within the Bulletin Board).
          Braevic, Wielder of Fire (at: Large bedchamber).
          Stormdancer Carllen, Elysian Battlemage (at: Upstairs in the Alchemist's Store).
          Shadow Warrior Xyoa (at: At the foot of the Great Oak).
          2640/2640h 330/330m 74xp >
          A Shaman has just walked east.
          2640/2640h 330/330m 74xp >

          A presence has been slain by a rat.

          2640/2640h 330/330m 74xp >


          I saw this and just HAD to post.

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          • Does this mean what i think it means? Did a God Idle with a rat and die? LOL

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            • Invisible mortals sometimes die during testing. Nothing to be alarmed about.

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              • I wanna be an invisible mortal!


                Wait... don't take that seriously. I don't want to die in any sort of testing!

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                • Your shadow watches: Kinzie says, "What do you want to do? Since you've had
                  your nap"
                  Your shadow watches: Razan says, "Post nap. I'm ready to take on the world"
                  Your shadow watches: Kinzie roars fiercely.
                  Your shadow watches: Kinzie is so tired that she collapses and falls asleep.
                  Your shadow watches: Kinzie snores and stirs in her sleep.
                  Your shadow watches: Razan breaks out into joyous laughter.
                  Cute -and- funny

                  Sidenote: I need to stop shadow watching.
                  A presence has rewarded you with his favour.

                  Zycandos, God of Creation tells you, "For bothering to be interesting!"

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                  • Originally posted by Viridiana View Post
                    Cute -and- funny

                    Sidenote: I need to stop shadow watching.
                    Need to stop shadow watchin'? Who in their right might would NOT shadow watch? If you've got it, use it. Even if you get warnings from other cities in the process. heh.

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                    • Originally posted by Irys View Post
                      Need to stop shadow watchin'? Who in their right might would NOT shadow watch? If you've got it, use it. Even if you get warnings from other cities in the process. heh.
                      Annoying little buggers those assassins with there shadows!
                      Be wary of anything given to you by Jaethor, it will probably kill you someday

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                      • You let ten pieces of copper fall to the ground.

                        You take seven pieces of bronze from inside a backpack.

                        A bronze ore sprouts two legs and walks up.
                        ____________________________________

                        I think my ores got tired of being hoisted, and decided they wanted to walk themselves up to the entrance.
                        Moments like this, are why I mine.
                        We are both of us merchants, and I'll promise you one thing. We will not laugh until we get the money, and we will not cry until we go bankrupt. And guess what? We are going to laugh.

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                        • Originally posted by Irys View Post
                          Need to stop shadow watchin'? Who in their right might would NOT shadow watch? If you've got it, use it. Even if you get warnings from other cities in the process. heh.
                          Try getting chased around the Dwarf Mines by Drogo for 'accidentally' watching a (apparently) private conversation between him and Mystiqua... I got really good at dodging him slipping/gating to me. (Too good, he didn't think it was possible at the time to do such things) Then he got attacked by the basilisk in the process.

                          Good times, good times.
                          Let's make 'em scream

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                          • (someone unimportant) slaps himself so hard that he kills himself.
                            think this has to be one of the funniest deaths I have seen.
                            Last edited by Seig; 14 September 2011, 05:03 AM. Reason: victim proctection
                            Seig is rather Dashing and Charming no?


                            Dashing Seig says, "We should run an ass slapping train on dat phat booty"
                            2240/2240h 280/280m 58xp >
                            Words to Live By:
                            "I dont assume to understand women" -Sir Magnum Veritan 2016
                            "...and RNGesus hates me cause I don't believe in him so..." -myself 2016

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                            • Originally posted by Seig View Post
                              think this has to be one of the funniest deaths I have seen.
                              Agreed, What a annoying twerp.
                              Be wary of anything given to you by Jaethor, it will probably kill you someday

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                              • You say, "What's in?"

                                You slap Dave silly.
                                hehe I just couldn't resist myself
                                Seig is rather Dashing and Charming no?


                                Dashing Seig says, "We should run an ass slapping train on dat phat booty"
                                2240/2240h 280/280m 58xp >
                                Words to Live By:
                                "I dont assume to understand women" -Sir Magnum Veritan 2016
                                "...and RNGesus hates me cause I don't believe in him so..." -myself 2016

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