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  • #31
    exact title

    Oh it is exact. I cut and pasted it it was so long, from a log.
    Charlotte Mayfair

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    • #32
      Roran yells, "Im gay"

      Roran yells, "Sorry"

      Roran tells you, "Sorry that was my friend on my keyboard"
      One day I won't suck. Today is not that day.

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      • #33
        Filch says, "No. Backstabbers don't really fit all that well in ysallyra"
        *facepalm*
        Sir Ichiban drools all over himself.
        You say, "Ready? Ready?"
        You say, "Go get it!"
        You throw a light crystal to the up.
        You have recovered balance.
        Sir Ichiban is no longer following you.
        Sir Ichiban has just ridden up, astride a warhorse.

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        • #34
          Lolol. Total fail.

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          • #35
            Kresslack creates interesting glitches.

            At the Great Oak, after trapping him in quicksand:
            The ground solidifies beneath Kresslack, freeing her from the entrapment.
            Later, I walk in to find Kresslack demonstrating an unusual level of self-completeness and unity with the universe:
            Circular bedroom
            An ivory framed mirror stands here. A large oak bed stands here. A painting of
            Kresslack hangs on the wall. Standing to one side is a mahogany wardrobe.

            Kresslack is. You can progress down (an open door).

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            • #36
              hah... Nice. He's so complete, he's male AND female.
              Sir Ichiban drools all over himself.
              You say, "Ready? Ready?"
              You say, "Go get it!"
              You throw a light crystal to the up.
              You have recovered balance.
              Sir Ichiban is no longer following you.
              Sir Ichiban has just ridden up, astride a warhorse.

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              • #37
                Originally posted by Tsianina View Post
                Kresslack creates interesting glitches.

                At the Great Oak, after trapping him in quicksand:


                Later, I walk in to find Kresslack demonstrating an unusual level of self-completeness and unity with the universe:
                "What IS Kresslack? Unfortunately no-one can be told what Kresslack is, they have to experiance it for themselves."
                The Strong may rule the Weak, but the Clever will always rule the Strong.
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                Real men are carved from the pointed teeth of adversity

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                • #38
                  The amount of sex jokes I could make...
                  Sir Ichiban drools all over himself.
                  You say, "Ready? Ready?"
                  You say, "Go get it!"
                  You throw a light crystal to the up.
                  You have recovered balance.
                  Sir Ichiban is no longer following you.
                  Sir Ichiban has just ridden up, astride a warhorse.

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                  • #39
                    Poopsicles

                    Faralil tells you, "Can I buy some firethorn from you?"
                    1360/1360h 170/170m 75xp > faralil ran out
                    You tell Faralil, "Ran out"
                    1360/1360h 170/170m 75xp >
                    Faralil tells you, "Where do you buy it?"
                    1360/1360h 170/170m 75xp > fara and I do not have the ability to sell
                    You tell Faralil, "And I do not have the ability to sell"
                    1360/1360h 170/170m 75xp > fara got given it
                    You tell Faralil, "Got given it"
                    1360/1360h 170/170m 75xp >
                    Faralil tells you, "Poopsicles. "
                    1360/1360h 170/170m 75xp > faralil ... **chuckle**
                    You tell Faralil, ".. **chuckle**"
                    Life moves pretty fast, if you don't stop and look around once in a while, you're going to miss it.

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                    • #40
                      That was not me typing that

                      Originally posted by Faralil View Post
                      Roran yells, "Im gay"

                      Roran yells, "Sorry"

                      Roran tells you, "Sorry that was my friend on my keyboard"
                      this was Ajihad on the keyboard, that really annoyed me, I am straight!
                      Life moves pretty fast, if you don't stop and look around once in a while, you're going to miss it.

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                      • #41
                        Ouch.
                        -sniffles- That hurt.

                        Well kept garden
                        This pristine garden is surrounded by a low stone wall, that seems more
                        ornamental than anything else, with a stone cherub standing on each corner.
                        Within the walls lies a manicured lawn, a path across it leading up to a
                        small stone veranda that runs across the pack of the house, a door visible
                        where it leads into the house itself. A simple wooden bench stands here. A
                        war charger stands here. A wooly sheep is here bleating. An azure crystal lies here, pulsing softly. There are sixty-seven scavenger weevil carapaces here. You can progress southeast
                        (an open door)
                        2680/2680 330/335 > pet sheep

                        You pet A wooly sheep lovingly.
                        2680/2680h 330/335m > say stupid farmer

                        You say, "Stupid farmer"
                        2680/2680h 330/335m > chuckle

                        You let out a quiet chuckle.
                        2680/2680h 330/335m >
                        Commander Joscelin says, "Sup puppets."
                        A marionette bashes Commander Joscelin with its heavy wooden fists.

                        Jaethor, God of Enlightenment tells you, "For nineteen minutes I liked you"

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                        • #42
                          I don't can't what is this nonsense.

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by Chyren View Post
                            I don't can't what is this nonsense.
                            It was a sheep that a farmer had. We all (Shax, Ivan, Pyrok and I... not together... but us as a whole had to go look for the sheep and I took one home with me.
                            Commander Joscelin says, "Sup puppets."
                            A marionette bashes Commander Joscelin with its heavy wooden fists.

                            Jaethor, God of Enlightenment tells you, "For nineteen minutes I liked you"

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                            • #44
                              I'm looking for the funny. Really.

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by Chyren View Post
                                I'm looking for the funny. Really.
                                Don't hold your breath. Nothing is funny anymore.

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