Complaints Department

[Jaethor]

Remember to enjoy all instincts of rebellion and general mental faculties while you are still able, listeners.

All hail the Glow Cloud.

What. Is. This?

Are we just throwing avatars to the wind now?

Are we just letting the mortals win with their chaos and lack of a theme??

We let them have this- non-matching avatars- and what next?? Non-matching signatures? Colored font??

You disgust me.

[Nakarym]

What. Is. This?

Are we just throwing avatars to the wind now?

Are we just letting the mortals win with their chaos and lack of a theme??

We let them have this- non-matching avatars- and what next?? Non-matching signatures? Colored font??

You disgust me.

I disgust myself.

[Pyrok]

I too disgust myself. I was going to change my avatar again keeping steadfast with my rebellion... then it dawned on me, i have something far more powerful in my arsenal

[Jaethor]

I too disgust myself. I was going to change my avatar again keeping steadfast with my rebellion... then it dawned on me, i have something far more powerful in my arsenal

... A combination of gifs alluding to blowjobs?

am I allowed to say that here?

[Pyrok]

You see allusions to blowjobs, i see the first wave of my dark army ... gives me time to bake some crabs into black lumps.

[Silas]

You see allusions to blowjobs, i see the first wave of my dark army ... gives me time to bake some crabs into black lumps.

Definitely read that as 'dick' army at first. Jaethor is doing terrible things on these forums.

[Tuuli]

Tuuli vote Akanbar. TMC go 404.
(Not Akanbar problem. Just general complaint.)

[Nakarym]

Frivolous use of prayer.

The roiling mass of pending obliterations is nearing sentience.

[Jaethor]

Frivolous use of prayer.

The roiling mass of pending obliterations is nearing sentience.

What if, after it becomes sentient, it prays to you?

[Shax]

This...this is just....too much.

(Running around checking centres.)
A stone wall blocks your path.
3560/3560h 445/445m > 

A large stone slab rises out of the earth, creating an impassable wall to the
northwest.
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You cannot go that way.
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A stone wall blocks your path.
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You cannot go that way.
3560/3560h 445/445m > 
You cannot go that way.
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A stone wall blocks your path.
3560/3560h 445/445m > blinks
map
You blink.
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Stoneheart Zema swirls the air in front of her and a dust cloud forms from out
of nowhere, blasting you with great force.
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Stoneheart Zema stares intently at the ground for a moment, before several
small rocks erupt from it, flying through the air to strike you.
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A stone golem misses you.
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charge se
Stoneheart Zema stares intently at the ground for a moment, before several
small rocks erupt from it, flying through the air to strike you.
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Stoneheart Zema stares intently at the ground for a moment, before several
small rocks erupt from it, flying through the air to strike you.
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You must stand up first.
stand
1733/3560h 445/445m > 2
You stumble around dazed, unable to think clearly.
clear mind
1733/3560h 445/445m > 

Stoneheart Zema stares intently at the ground for a moment, before several
small rocks erupt from it, flying through the air to strike you.
1124/3560h 445/445m > prepare faith
You lift a health potion to your lips, and take a quick sip.
Your wounds tingle and reknit themselves from within.
1723/3560h 445/445m > 

A stone golem bashes you with a metal fist, the impact causing you to let out
a pained grunt.
1518/3560h 445/445m > invoke
You inhale deeply and shake your head to clear the fog clouding your
judgement.
1518/3560h 445/445m > 

Stoneheart Zema stares intently at the ground for a moment, before several
small rocks erupt from it, flying through the air to strike you.
909/3560h 445/445m > 
You must stand up first.
stand
909/3560h 445/445m > 
You must stand up first.
stand
909/3560h 445/445m > 
You pick yourself up off the ground.
909/3560h 445/445m > 

Stoneheart Zema stares at a stone in her palm, it begins to glow and
intensify, then suddenly your feet sink into the ground and you cannot move.
909/3560h 445/445m > 

You could drink another health potion now.
909/3560h 445/445m > 2
4
You are already standing.
909/3560h 445/445m > 
You lift a health potion to your lips, and take a quick sip.
Your wounds tingle and reknit themselves from within.
1508/3560h 445/445m > 
You carefully remove a dried arnica flower from your healer's scrip.
1508/3560h 445/445m > 

You eat a dried arnica flower.
Your wounds begin to heal and close over.
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Stoneheart Zema stares intently at the ground for a moment, before several
small rocks erupt from it, flying through the air to strike you.
1184/3560h 445/445m > prepare faith;invoke

A stone golem bashes you with a metal fist, the impact causing you to let out
a pained grunt.
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You prepare a rune for invoking.
979/3560h 445/445m > 
You invoke the runes.
A translucent aura of protection forms about you.
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Stoneheart Zema tries to attack you, a golden glow springing up as her attack
meets with your translucent aura.
979/3560h 445/445m u> 

You could take another healing herb now.
979/3560h 445/445m u> 

You could drink another health potion now.
979/3560h 445/445m u> 

Stoneheart Zema lays her hand upon you, you feel a great impact as though
something had struck you from all sides simultaneously.
777/3560h 445/445m u> 

You have recovered balance.
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Stoneheart Zema lays her hand upon you, you feel a great impact as though
something had struck you from all sides simultaneously.
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Your action causes your translucent aura of protection to dissipate.
I see no "dwarf" here.
575/3560h 445/445m > 

Stoneheart Zema stares intently at the ground for a moment, before several
small rocks erupt from it, flying through the air to strike you.
You have been slain by Stoneheart Zema.
Your incorporeal form rises above your lifeless body, you are dead.
You drop the body of a dwarf soldier.
You drop the body of a dwarf soldier.
You drop the body of a dwarf craftsman.
You drop the body of a dwarf craftsman.
You drop the body of a dwarf soldier.
You drop the body of a dwarf soldier.
0/3560h 0/445m > 
You are dead you fool; you may not act in this manner.
0/3560h 0/445m > who
Denizens of Akanbar are as follows:
Young Binta, the Apprentice Merchant
Stoneheart Zema
Nakarym, God of Dominion
The ghost of Insidious Shax, Diabolus Filia
Melisandre
Jaethor, God of Enlightenment
0/3560h 0/445m > 

jae ...
Stoneheart Zema says, "Whoops"

[Jaethor]

Issue has been dealt with in a most amusing fashion.

[Zinerva]

Issue has been dealt with in a most amusing fashion.

Can I complain I didn't see it?

[Pyrok]

Think it was the hand laying thing that went through the faith rune. Im wondering what the amusing fashion is...


...Yea and lo, didst Lord Jaethor layeth his hands uponst the brow of the offending bug demon, declaring (samuel L jackson voice) BITCH BEGONE! and thus it was so.

[Jaethor]

Can I complain I didn't see it?

I turned her into a pig. Technically, she's still a pig trotting around. I should probably change her back...

[Zema]

No 'Dark Green' forum theme for us Ysallyrans.