Post 'em if ya got 'em.
These three guys dye on Christmas Eve, and they get up to the Pearly Gates and St. Peter is there waiting. St. Peter says, "Before you can pass through these gates, each of you has to show me something representing something else related to Christmas." First guy pulls out a match and strikes it and says, "This represent the Eternal Candle of Hope and Joy." St. Peter lets him pass. Second guy pulls out a set of keys and shakes them saying, "These are Jingle Bells." St. Peter lets him pass. The third guy pulls out a pair of red, lace panties from his back pocket and holds them up. "Panties? How does that symbolize anything to do with Christmas?", asks St. Peter. The man replies, "These are Carol's!"
These three guys dye on Christmas Eve, and they get up to the Pearly Gates and St. Peter is there waiting. St. Peter says, "Before you can pass through these gates, each of you has to show me something representing something else related to Christmas." First guy pulls out a match and strikes it and says, "This represent the Eternal Candle of Hope and Joy." St. Peter lets him pass. Second guy pulls out a set of keys and shakes them saying, "These are Jingle Bells." St. Peter lets him pass. The third guy pulls out a pair of red, lace panties from his back pocket and holds them up. "Panties? How does that symbolize anything to do with Christmas?", asks St. Peter. The man replies, "These are Carol's!"
Comment