25 ways you know you play Akanbar too much.

[Tayren]

1. When Working at a fast food resturaunt, the cashier says order of fries and you yell two ticks.
2. Zycandos answers you.
3. You wake up and wonder where all your eq is.
4. You are Tyden.
5. You snicker when people talk about chat rooms. (those fools!)
6. You cancel dates so that you don't miss chaos.
7. You get more messages than emails.
8. When you get in a fight you grin, and prepare to fireball the other guy.
9. You don't get pissed when you die anymore.
10. You beat people up for experience
11. Your parents actually know what you're doing.
12. You've been thrown in jail for mudding (yes, it has actually happened.)
13. You can say the IP address backwards.
14. Speedwalking is too slow.
15. You've ever been active for 24 hours or more.
16. You don't see anything wrong with being active for 24 hours or more.
17. You're still reading this.
18. Sometimes IRL you pretend to be really lagged, just to get out of doing something. Mom...I swear I'm trying to take out the trash...if we had a faster modem maybe I could be quicker about it.
19. If you need to talk to Chyren, you go downtown and start checking dark alleyways.
20. You've ever moved your computer into the bathroom.
21. You only walk in 8 directions.
22. You've tried to portal home. I mean really, really, tried.
23. You look up curse words in the help files
24. You look up anything in the help files.
25. You took the time to write out 25 ways you know you play Akanbar too much.

[Chyren]

*laughs* This was pretty good.

[Tayren]

-grin- It was decent for the 15 minutes I spent on it. I was thining about doing up another 25, but I'm losing creativity.

[Pyrok]

1. You go through withdrawal symptoms (guilty)
2. When you lose an important item you try to use 'locate' (guilty)
3. Shadows make you suspicious.
4. You tell those religious types that come to your door you worship a god or goddess already.
5. You run in fear of rabbits.
6. You poke burnt bits of food, hoping that it doesn't come to life (guilty, it was a weird moment)
7. Before you talk, you actually say 'say'. (Been there, done that)

[Charlotte]

Akanbar Casualty

I said Lol once to a friend instead of laughing at their joke, in person.

[Tayren]

26. You stomp on family members and friends who fall asleep in front of you.
27. You go to the drug store and ask for 'health refills'
28. You look for 'adriannas beef pies' in the gorcery store.
29. You dream mud.
30. When you go to check your phone messages, you pick up the phone and say 'readmsg'.

[chione]

hahahahaha number four <3
classic.

[Timulty]

...do I want to know how you got in jail for MUDing?

[Tayren]

I didn't mean it actually happened to ME -grin- I read a story about it in an Ireland news website a few years ago. Another one in Texas like a year ago.

[Dimetrius]

This was perfect.

I'm guilty of at least half of them...

Though I'm quite sure I'm not Tyden.

-looks around-

[argus]

lol, i tend to sometimes type "say" in msn, then tell them it doesnt matter ....
wait... you mean portaling to my home cant be doen? .... dream destroyed...

[Dimetrius]

Oh, then there's the ever-popular random occurrence of the word 'who' in an IM conversation.

"who"

"who what?"

"nothing...wrong box"

[Loren]

eh, at least with who you can make up something easily enough. its when you type crystals that things get *really* interesting...

[Dimetrius]

Or something REALLY awkward, like an entire tell.

[argus]

Or something REALLY awkward, like an entire tell.

been there, done that, l , look, who, crystals..... tells.... *rolls eyes*
like this: "I mean, who is such an idiot?"
"i"
"huh? what?"
"oh, nevermind"
..... damn wrong boxes....