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    Maids' room
    The bloodied body of a heretic lies here slain. You can progress south (an
    open door) and west (an open door).

    A health potion walks in from the south.

    You tear at a heretic with your razor-like talons.
    You run your eyes over a heretic, he appears to be bruised and cut.

    You raise an eyebrow and say, "erm..."
    I guess funny things do happen when you drink all that quicksilver that's lying around?

    >.<;
    Zycandos and Jaethor's karaoke rendition of 'I Feel Pretty'.

    Jaethor goes solo with 'The Sound of Music'.

    Minstrel Sharallin sings: "The lord of revenants is a withered man, sunken by age and evil. But his blood is sweet, say the young men - and they should know?"
    Jaethor, God of Enlightenment tells you, "((Stop breaking Akanbar.))"

  • #2
    roflcopter!!!!

    A health potion xD?
    Wow Say no to quicksilver kids!

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    • #3
      You tell The ghost of Eitak, "Did you jump down the waterfall?"

      Eitak tells you, "Yea, i think someone should put up a sign or something..."

      ....Don't jump down off a waterfall.

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      • #4
        Code:
        The Rummet River
        The holy light that surrounds you illuminates your surroundings.
        Standing nearby is a citizen of Elysium. You can progress northeast and
        southwest.
        1120/1200h 80/150m 3xp > 
        A citizen of Elysium greets you amiably.
        1120/1200h 80/150m 3xp > 
        A citizen of Elysium has just swum northeast.
        1120/1200h 80/150m 3xp > say What the
        You say, "What the"
        1120/1200h 80/150m 3xp >
        Ok it's not that funny, but what are citizens doing standing around the river and swimming. It seems to me he got trapped there....but...how o_o

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        • #5
          Denizens of Akanbar are as follows:
          Lott, Seamstress of Golgonath
          Chyren
          Kiki
          Lucia Isilme
          Taezel, Goddess of Darkness
          Storm Warden Ashayna
          Guthwulf (at: Within the Bulletin Board).
          Anath, Goddess of the Wilds
          Enchanter Dran
          Aradiance, Soulless Flame (at: Within the Bulletin Board).
          Filch, Shadow's Vengeance
          Zycandos, God of Creation
          Pyrok, Jack of Shades <------- Now that's funny
          Let's make 'em scream

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          • #6
            This is what happens when you get drunk with Cotter. Syncronized falling down/sleeping/passing out

            Cotter Axson, Ward of the Woods sways slightly, before falling flat on his
            face.
            Sleeping suddenly seems like such a great idea, and you promptly doze off.


            You are so tired that you simply collapse and fall asleep.
            Cotter is so tired that he collapses and falls asleep.
            Let's make 'em scream

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            • #7
              Akanbar is populated by three drunken idi-- I mean masters!

              Tyden (at: Within the Bulletin Board).
              Adela
              Pyrok, Drunken Master
              Zycandos, God of Creation
              Artificer Dran
              Thomas, Twilight Drunk
              Hiccup Cotter Axson, Ward of the Woods
              Zinerva, Sadistic Mistress (at: Within the Bulletin Board).
              Pyromage Icarus, Ignis Inservio
              Let's make 'em scream

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              • #8
                Try raiding when 5 health potions walk in and start blasting you with flames
                In every great storm lies a great calm.

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                • #9
                  The phrase 'Great bottles of fire!' comes to mind....
                  Let's make 'em scream

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                  • #10
                    You tear at Pyrok with your razor-like talons.
                    You have slain a panther.


                    Mw-rawr? (and for the record, it was a panther, i don't scratch myself with my talons)
                    Let's make 'em scream

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                    • #11
                      Master Ivan, the Terrible
                      A Shadow
                      A Shadow
                      Baroness Lott, Weaver of Corruption
                      A Shadow
                      Squire Atomsk, Templaric Scholar
                      Matriarch Zinerva


                      Shadow shell game!!
                      Last edited by Pyrok; 29 December 2008, 02:28 PM. Reason: Wrong clipboard item
                      Let's make 'em scream

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                      • #12
                        I dun get it.
                        Zycandos and Jaethor's karaoke rendition of 'I Feel Pretty'.

                        Jaethor goes solo with 'The Sound of Music'.

                        Minstrel Sharallin sings: "The lord of revenants is a withered man, sunken by age and evil. But his blood is sweet, say the young men - and they should know?"
                        Jaethor, God of Enlightenment tells you, "((Stop breaking Akanbar.))"

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                        • #13
                          Looking about you are able to determine that you are standing on a hill, the
                          open sky overhead. It appears to be within the boundaries of Shadow Realm.
                          3072/3072h 320/320m 22xp >
                          This location is not close enough to the shadow realm to immerse in.

                          Riiiiight...
                          Zycandos and Jaethor's karaoke rendition of 'I Feel Pretty'.

                          Jaethor goes solo with 'The Sound of Music'.

                          Minstrel Sharallin sings: "The lord of revenants is a withered man, sunken by age and evil. But his blood is sweet, say the young men - and they should know?"
                          Jaethor, God of Enlightenment tells you, "((Stop breaking Akanbar.))"

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                          • #14
                            Ysabel tears at Ysabel with her razor-like talons.
                            A warhorse has been slain by Ysabel.
                            A warhorse lets a runic copper shortsword fall to the ground.
                            Gotta watch out for those horses, tricky bastards.
                            Zycandos and Jaethor's karaoke rendition of 'I Feel Pretty'.

                            Jaethor goes solo with 'The Sound of Music'.

                            Minstrel Sharallin sings: "The lord of revenants is a withered man, sunken by age and evil. But his blood is sweet, say the young men - and they should know?"
                            Jaethor, God of Enlightenment tells you, "((Stop breaking Akanbar.))"

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                            • #15
                              0.0 ... sad...
                              In every great storm lies a great calm.

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